Number One: Should I fail out of college, I will sue facebook for its endless distractions and appeal.
Number Two: Should I get fat, I will sue my professors for assigning papers that take hours and many, many snacks and candies to complete.
Number Three: umm.. Unfortunately, half way through my entry, my memory has failed me as to what the third thing is... Maybe I will have to sue the university for being so much work and so much fun as to result in sleep deprivation and ultimately, memory loss.
So concludes my unfinished list of things I will do, should certain events occur. If people can sue McDonalds for making them fat after they voluntarily bought the food, apparently without the common sense that it has no nutritional value and should not be eaten everyday, and are therefore taking lawyers away from real violations of the law... Then I think I can make my case(s). And if these events never occur, I will just have to buy some hot coffee, spill it on myself and sue for a nice little sum.
In conclusion (part two), I must once again praise the lord, for I have finished another super long, super awesome and super dry economics paper... I was telling Tyler that I get a real sense of satisfaction in knowing that I wrote something so incredibly dry and dense and torturous, the kind of paper that students dread reading beacuse you can't maintain focus. It's payback I guess, for all the dry papers I am assigned. And so, may I keep the cycle going!
Posted by lib at November 7, 2006 12:04 AM