Toe
So some friends of mine and myself took a nice dip down at VINS this evening and the water was quite pleasant (as Alice would say: "oh my god, this is totally a bath.com!" a comment that was quickly shot down by all, except myself of course because it was like a nice luke warm bath, and .com is the most fun thing to say). Anyhow, upon jumping in, I somehow greatly midjudged the depth of the water into which I was jumping and ended up slightly damaging my poor little toe. Not my pinkie toe, and not my big toe, and no, not the toe next to the big toe. Instead, the victim was a toe which is seldom mentioned, so under appreciated and often.... forgotton. It was.... the toe next to my pinkie toe. The poor little fellow was just expecting to be nicely cooled off my the water, but instead, it found itself smashed harshly onto the slimey surface of a rock. It got a little cut (but it's not so little when you're already the second to littlest toe) and started to swell. I feared for it's health, but it was strong and it perservered. It's now resting and will soon be thoroughly cleaned by nurse Libby (I had a game of monopoly to play and a tv show to watch before I could get to cleaning it, all very important tasks mind you). So anyhow, I'm off to bed, where my little toe and I will rest and try to forget the traumatizing events that plagued our evening (not so traumatizing for me, but more for my toe).
Posted by lib at June 30, 2004 11:14 PM