M is for Milk
Today is a beautiful day. For the first time in almost three months, I'm eating cereal--and not just any cereal... Frosted Flakes and Cocoa Pepples (or Frosties and Coco Pops). The one major downfall however, is that I couldn't find any real milk (that's mainly restricted to the major, western grocery stores, although the lady at the little shop suggested sweetened, condensed milk... mmm.. vomit). Alas, I was left with no other option but soymilk... I know, the worst. So while I sit here, trying to enjoy my cereal with as little liquid as possible, I am overcome with one feeling... One phrase. Perhaps it is my lack of real, 2% Vermont milk that is rendering me unable to hold back my emotions, but I have to say it, just once... To all you people who actually prefer soymilk to real milk.... you're LAAAMMEEE!
Ok, I'm sorry, please forgive my outburst of emotion. But really, after that cow works that hard to deliver a precious liquid, you want to drink beans. Beans?!? And fake beans at that. Why, my friend, why? If you really can't drink milk, then you're excused, and I applaud you for trying to find a substitute. But if you're blessed to be jam-packed with lactase, then get yourself a brownie and a tall glass of milk and enjoy!
This message brought to you from the milk deprived land of West Africa. I'm Lib and I approve this message.
...not all soy products are bad (she said sheepishly)... I like tofu.
Posted by lib at November 28, 2008 04:59 PM