Electric Lib

Good Ol' Myrto

So Myrto decided that her new goal was to really get to me. Meaning tease me until I give her an actual response (for those of you who have never teased me, I usually give a really unsatisfying giggle). I think Myrto would really understand how Paul feels, for example. This whole past year he tried and tried to make fun of me, but usually ended up putting his head down and sighing a very annoyed sigh. Here's an example of one of our conversations:

Paul: Hey Lib, I hate you, I hope you disappear forever (remember high school joking is less joke and more mean)

Lib: (laughing happily) Oh Paul, you're hilarious, but don't worry, I won't ever leave you! Cause we're best friends!

Now, after that Paul might try to continue, but he usually just gives up and admits that I'm impossible to make fun of. (Of course I realize that some of you might now take that as a challenge to make fun of me, but go ahead, I'm prepared). Paul might also try tactics like this:

Paul: Hey Lib, Tyler told me he hates you and wants to break up with you.

Lib: Oh really? That's too bad, but hey then I'll have more time to hang out with you!

Now it's not that I'm really disgustingly sweet (although some might think I am), it's just that I've had years of practice at how to really piss people off. Take Martha and I for example; when we were little we'd get into arguements sometimes, and I'd get over them really quickly and be ready to play again, but she'd stay mad for a long, and it made her even more angry that I was already over it. I believe my brother Emmett may have used similar tactics to annoy our super fabulous sister Melissa.

But it's not to say that I can't be annoyed. I think of all people, Kate is the queen of annoying me. Not in general, but when she wants to, she can. That's what you get for being friends with someone for your whole life. Then again, another result of a life long friendship is that we can really, really annoy other people when we want. I don't know why this whole entry is rambling about being annoying, but you can deal. Anyways, don't worry, Kate and I have to be, as my dad would say, in rare form to break out the really annoying behavior. Alright, well that ends my annoying entry. I'll be sure to let you know if Myrto suceeds. Posted by lib at August 11, 2005 02:48 PM