"hey martha. omg, so big news. i'm going out with this kid, his name is ralph huntington III, he's so dreamy! it was love at first sight! we were both walking into the irish chess club to sign up for the tournament that's coming up. and the moment i saw those bright, tapered red sweatpants, i knew. i mean, i just thought "he is the one!" so anyways, i was about to say hi, but he tripped over his own shoes (he's a size 42, oh and he's 5'1" by the way, i know, perfect!). so i helped him up, but unfortunately he had broken his glasses! i know, what a tragedy. but luckily i was carying my tape with me, so we just taped them back together at the nosepeice. anyways, so we're going out this friday. i'm so nervous! do you think we'll hold hands? i don't know if i'm ready! but one thing i do know.... he is the one for me! i mean, the cowlick kind of seals the deal, don't you think? i was considering wearing my frosted pink lipstick, shimmery blue eyeshadow and denim cap to see him! and maybe my high heeled high tops? oh, and i bought new tapered, acid wash jeans specially for the occasion! and of course i will wear my irish pendant necklace! but there was never any doubt about that. so anyways, we're going to see a movie, it's called "hall of doom," have you heard of it? and then we may go out and ride a bicycle. well wish me luck! ok, and if you want to email ralphy-poo, his address is "ralphzie884@irishbicycle.com" ok, bye!
lib
ps- he kind of looks like john ritter! i know!!!"
So that was my email. And no one's allowed to get offended if you're Irish, or your name is Ralph, etc. Because it was just a joke (except then again, true love is never really a joke.)
Posted by lib at February 25, 2004 10:02 PM