December 17, 2003

Nightmare

I just had the worst experience of my life. I had just walked in the door of my house after getting a ride home from Alice. I checked the mail, let the dog out and all the usual things. Then, I walked into the kitchen to get a snack... This is where the nightmare began.

I glanced at the wooden kitchen floor and to my great dismay the dog had had an "accident" (to put it simply) all over the floor. Needless to say it was disgusting (I don't think disgusting is a good enough word for it, try replusive, something along those lines). Usually, I would have pretended not to notice it and then wait till a parent got home to clean it up. This time however, I wasn't so fortunate that I could do that. My mom is picking Martha up at Bennington, so I'm on my own till about 9:30 tonight.

So I started to clean it up using napkins (I had already put on the yellow rubber gloves just so you know). So I cleaned and put all the napkins in the toilet with hopes that I could just flush the whole mess away. Well, in doing so, I nearly clogged the toilet. Uhhh. So I used the toilet scrubby thing to put all the napkins into a trash bag. Then it was over, luckily.

Anyways, that was the most disgusting thing that's ever happened. Even worse than the time Martha and I found a nest of ants living under one of our plants, ick, but that's a story for another time.... Posted by lib at December 17, 2003 05:27 PM

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Please, please, please, please tell me you then threw the yellow rubber gloves away, and that you're not eating off of surfaces and out of pots that have been cleaned by someone wearing the dog-sewage-covered gloves... Posted by: josh on December 19, 2003 02:55 PM
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